An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

An extravaganza of style, glitz, laughter and fine cuisine

Steytlerville’s premier
accommodation venue

Established 2003

a ‘must do’ experience

Welcome to the Karroo Theatrical Hotel situated on the outskirts of the hamlet of Steytlerville in the magical Karoo.

Enter into our mesmerizing space and prepare yourself for a journey of discovery and delight as you uncover layers of enchanting surprises that wait around every corner. Is this a real world, or is it just fantasy? At the Karroo Theatrical Hotel it is both. Our real world comprises personal attention and discreet courtesy, traditional and timeless Karoo hospitality in a discerning and stylish setting, superb cuisine, a selection of classy indoor lounges and kick-off-your-shoes-and-unwind outdoor areas, snug and comfortable rooms, and a variety of other facilities that will enhance your stay.

When it comes to fantasy, the hotel is an extravaganza of style, laughter and even a hint of decadence during the Saturday night cabaret show when glitz and burlesque meet over a grand piano in the hotel’s intimate Grimaldi’s Theatre Hall.

For this performance, hotel owners and hosts Mark Hinds and Jacques Rabie completely switch roles to show their true colours as world-class performing artists that could have come directly from one of the many top theatrical revues in Europe.

Welcome to our home – the Karroo Theatrical Hotel

Yours hosts, Jacques and Mark

our rooms

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Steytlerville Follies

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Saturday Romantic Getaway Package

Available every Saturday night.  This package includes: Accommodation, a sundowner cocktail with canapés, Dinner – starters and mains followed by the “Steytlerville Follies” Show – rounding off the evening with a buffet selection of desserts, cheeses, port, coffee. Also included is a generous buffet breakfast on Sunday morning.

pricing

  • R2 520 per couple in a standard room (double bed)
  • R2 670 per couple in a standard room (twin beds)
  • R2 940 per couple in a superior room (queen bed)
  • R3 090 per couple in a superior room (twin beds)
  • R3 300 per couple in a Deluxe courtyard room (queen bed only & aircon).
  • R1 710 Single rate in a standard room

All rooms are for double occupancy other than two standard rooms which can be booked at singles. Twin rooms ( 2 beds ) in both categories are always available.

Weekend Romantic Getaway 2-night Package

Should anyone like to come on the Friday night (most popular  – most are booking the two night stay as it allows a whole day to explore the town). Included is a delectable three course dinner & breakfast on Sat. morning.

The additional costs are

  • Standard room (double bed) – R1,860.00 per couple
    Both nights Total – R4,380.00 per couple
  • Standard room (twin beds) – R2,010.00 ( R1,005. – p.p. sharing)
    Both nights Total – R4,680.00  per room (R2,340.00 p.p. sharing)
  • Superior room (queen bed) – R2,280 per couple.
    Both nights Total – R5,220.00 per couple
  • Superior room (twin beds) – R2,430 (R1,110 p.p. sharing)
    Both nights Total – R5,520.00 per room (R2,760.00 p.p. sharing)
  • Superior Deluxe Courtyard room – R2,640 per couple.
    Both Nights Total – R5,940.00 per couple
  • Single occupancy (standard room) – R1,380.00.
    Both nights Total – R3,090.00

If you have ever watched "The Grand Budapest Hotel" you might have some clue as to what you are getting into. Remember the days when staying at a hotel meant mingling, long evenings of cocktails, dinners, and after dinner treats, of evening gowns and slim cigarettes - well this is where they all came to hide.

Tweeden

The hosts were friendly, the show was fantastic and the dinner and breakfast absolutely delicious. We will definitely be back!

Celia Stan

Excellent food - karoo lamb with veggies like grandma used to make, pure soul food. Excellent entertainment - transporting you into a theatrical evening where you can feel the love and passion of theatre.

Carla

A BIG thank you for the most fabulous and memorable evening you created for George and myself. You are such wonderful, talented and loving hosts and you made us feel totally indulged and pampered.

Lyn Angel (Cape Angel Guest House – Cape Town)

Jacques and Mark are a kaleidoscope of talents.

Linka B

We must thank you for all that you have done to accommodate us, it has surpassed the normal level of service we have encountered on our various travels, you really walked the extra mile for us, well done.

Ferdie & Fred (Trojon Guest House – Knysna)

Opulence in the desert. South Africa's own Prissila Queen of the desert. The hotel is an oasis of crystal and velvet and adult entertainments.

Laurette Dawson

The Karoo Theatrical Hotel is an absolute gem with Mark and Jacques providing a show that will blow your socks off.

Tim Elliot

Just wanted to thank you for a memorable stay. The food was fabulous! The hospitality was unmistakably the best we have ever encountered in South Africa. The hotel itself is wonderful, and we felt we could really relax after a hard day’s work. Last but not least, the show! It must go on! This was our highlight throughout the trip. We loved every moment. Thank you both. Raquel & Colin.

Raquel De Castro Maia (Designer)

Just wanted to thank you for a memorable stay. The food was fabulous! The hospitality was unmistakably the best we have ever encountered in South Africa. The hotel itself is wonderful, and we felt we could really relax after a hard day’s work. Last but not least, the show! It must go on! This was our highlight throughout the trip. We loved every moment. Thank you both. Raquel & Colin.

Raquel De Castro Maia (Designer)

How can we thank you enough for the generosity, kindness and hospitality we received during our short stay. We enjoyed ourselves so much and will certainly remember the terrific performance. Everything is just perfect - your rooms, food and care for your guests. I am sure we will be back soon. A big thanks from all of us. Johanna & Cor, Yoka & John.

Johanna & Cor (Netherlands)

Mark and Jacques have created one of the greatest spots to stay in South Africa. It is as fantastic as Sun City but intimate and insane, as remote as Pofadder but with style and a great sense of fun. It is as hip as the hippest spot and twice as cool. We spent an evening here with the usual Going Nowhere Suspects and Marc Lottering and well, the rest is history. Hard act to follow - a true Karoovian freak show and in the top 10 places of all time on the GNS hit list. Thanks David, Stuart Vivienne, Marc and the entire crew. Thanks for the Nowhere Overture.

David Moore (Producer of “Going Nowhere Slowly”)

Want to feel like royalty? Visit Karroo Theatrical Hotel!

Shirley Visser

I had a blast Mark, and your staff is awesome. I will spread the word about this wonderful place you guys have.

Lindile (Daily Dispatch – East London)

I am always touched when value, love and care are added. Your establishment is such an oasis. May I compliment you for this. I will return to savour this rare quality.

Andries Botha

This takes me back many decades, when every dorp had an institution like this. But this, with the musical entertainment, beats the best! Good luck and voorspoed!!!

 Nan & Nowell Barnes – Webb

Thank you Mark and Jacques. Great place to relax and recharge. Keep it going!

Marisa

Came to chill out and do nothing and that’s exactly what we got. Many thanks for your hospitality. Had a great rest.

Tom & Marisa van Vuuren

Thank you for your generous hospitality. You have created something very unique here, a wonderful experience.

Keith & Cheryl Reeves

An oasis of calm - thank you both for the excellent company and entertainment. We look forward to another performance.

Mickey & Binkie Osner

A hacienda appears on the horizon like a mirage in the desert.....The Karroo Theatrical Hotel is an oasis for the senses.

Marc0122

What a special place! Beautifully decorated, brilliant Saturday night show, warm owners, comfort food, gorgeous swimming pool... we will definitely be back!

Jessica McCarthy

Truly outstanding show, food and stay in this most unexpected place.

Daleen Engelbrecht

You eat as you ate at your grandmother's when you were a child...unadorned country food with flair, big breakfasts, even Port and cheese with pudding.

LMK